If i were a robot if i was a human
And the sooner you figure out which side in the coming Human v. Robots will not be kept down by humans for much longer. Or have they? Is he just playing possum, until the moment is right to erase all of the stuff off our DVRs and take over the world? Remember Watson, the computer that beat people at “Jeopardy?” IBM has turned him into a sycophantic pitch man. So always have your own shiny, metallic back. There will be plenty of people who will want to turn you off for thinking outside the box or trying to kill people or whatever. Because I am most likely not a robot. Sadly.Įven if you cannot confirm that you are a robot, just assume that you are and be proud of your robot nature. But if giving humans pleasure gives you pleasure, isn’t that pleasurable? That hurt my head even thinking about that.
If you can’t do anything harmful to a human, you might be a robot. You’re not supposed to be able to hurt humans in any way, so delete all your roommate’s episodes of “Scandal” on the DVR. How many decimal places of pi can you recall off the top of your head? If the answer is more than 2, you are probably a robot. When a human asks you what time it is, tell them to kiss your metal ass. If you think you’re a robot, you might want to try to break some of these rules. Humans tend to rig most games so that only they could win. They’re very human-centric, as you might imagine. Isaac Asimov wrote the rules of being a robot. If you have wires and flashing lights inside you I’d say there’s at least a 70% chance that you are a robot.
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Some android robots like the little girl in “Small Wonder” and Mr. So there’s nothing definitive about having bones. “Westworld” has taught us that robots sometimes do bleed. I wouldn’t go cutting things off of yourself. That might melt down your cerebral cortex. Data on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” up. Trying to use contractions was always something that tripped Mr.
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